Getting it in behind and sucking out

One day i will be good

2009-11-27T03:44:00.001-08:00

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=14893595&postcount=35980

Hating november not making enough money, need to save more, not spend so much, failing my class's in school dunno what to do.

Help..............=/

Also picking houses for vegas we decided on this one... confirmed so far are me joopan and tomh.
http://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p228401

it has everything poker table, poool bar, grotto style. SICK SICK 4 bedroom and an office.

i guess thats the one bright spot is looking forward to vegas, but whenever i look forward to something im always disappointed.

oh well

First 1k day

2009-08-08T20:05:00.001-07:00

first ever 1k day.
I came home drunk and rly mad and cause i didnt get any girls (as per usual) was a dick to all my friends and spent 200 dollars at the bar. I punched my door until my hands were bleeding and until i saw everything in my closest through a huge hole. I was soooo drunk but,I was going to grind back 200 bucks and make a little on the side. So I Started looking for ppl to prop bet 1:1 with, ive done this a bunch with forglory, springs ect... I'll come home drunk sat. or friday and prop bet that iu can beat game drunk( got this from notilt who does this a ton as well I think). So charger said he would take my action for 50 dollars, then I asked if he would do it for 50nl and he backed out.... Then I asked forglory who always takes this bet and he was emo and didnt prop bet either, then I finally posted on 2+2 and asked joopan. He said how much action do u want and i said at least 50 bucks and he said ok.

So now I had my action it was 3am and I was rdy to grind!! I grinded none stop took some brutal beats, I was at $150 800 hands in when it limps around to me in the bb I have A4o so I check it, flop comes x44 I bet for value get called, turn is n A giving me second nuts I bet again get called river is x, I pot again and get shoved on I snap with second nuts he has AA and limped it utg. I started to tilt a little and spewed off another half stake. Then i fought back I was getting undrunk playing well. ABout 1899 hands in I see that I have 3 buyins again so all i have to do is fight back and I can win and beat joopan in something. WEll at 1950 hands I had 138, I was planning to win 150 and flip for 50 if i win i win 100 if i lose i lose 100. But if i dont flip I lose 50. So flipping was the way to go at 1999 hands I had 145.80 and could not flip =////////. Shipped joopan 50 bucks, turned on a cardrunners video and passed out(the soothing sounds of someone talking about 3 betting put me to sleep in a 6 max GAME!).

Woke up after 6 hours and started grinding 100nl won a bunch and had a 600 dollar day at this point, then i thought man i was taking shots at 100 in june time to take some more shots weekend ship it! So I sat down at 200nl, saw Brochen who I met in vegas said hi but he ignored me. Then I iso'd 55 and got 3 bet by charger(OH SNAP IM FINALLY AT CHARGERS STAKE). Flopped a bunch of sets and ran pretty hot was up 600 at 200nl. So I was put 1.2k for the day then I lost half a buyin to a hit and runner while starting tables and got 3 bet some and lost some money doublling regs. Vanguard was sweating me so I won some more. And I finally quit and went to eat up 1k for the day. My first 1k day ship.

obv heater.

There is an old russian saying it says if u arent lucky in love you will be lucky with the cards. holler
or was it if u arent lucky in cards ull be lucky in love.

dunno its one of the two I suck at love.

still down 7k last month hurt =/////

X-posted from 2+2 1 time baby 5/10 or bust

2009-06-26T14:37:00.000-07:00

I have been running pretty bad lately so I thought I would stop and reflect on what I have accomplished in poker so far, before I go off on my first trip to vegas as a 21 year old(brag itt). I started last summer while working for a software company. They had a sng game in the conference room everyday so I would play that. Soon I wanted to play for money so one day I decided to deposite 25 bucks and see how it went. I never had to do much work, so I would always visit 2+2 and facebook. I read all the post and posted hands of my own from 2nl. I would email myself the hands I had trouble with the day before and at work I would go over them and post those that gave me the most trouble. Many people would post simple answers like bet or check, some would post a little more like bet because of value. The more I posted the more I wanted to know the thought process. I didn't ask why just yet, I just saw some people would give a reason for the play. Those people were the ones I would listen to the most. If I didn't get something I would pm them and ask them, how do you know?, could you explain this better?.

Slowly I became better, there have been three crucial turning points in my young poker career so far. One came at the start when I had a sweat session with happy pixel, he explained some stuff to me although some of it was wrong like c/c with QQ on Kxx when oop. But still it got me talking about poker. I soon added him to aim and we talked alot. Soon I got better and moved up from 2nl to 5nl, 5nl seemed higher there I could lose 50 bucks in a session(200 buyin tables) although I never lost more then 15 a session, the possibility was out there. Slowly I got better and moved up to 25nl. It was a huge jump I could lose 150 bucks so easy thats like ALOT of cheese burgers!

When I was moving up one poster who I thought was really good was charger, so one day he answered a post about how to play AQ and I pm'd him asking if he could explain more about how he could play it, why he would play it this way, why my why was bad. He did and he explained it really well in way that I could easily understand it. He also gave me his aim and said anytime you want to talk about hands send me an aim. So every 2 days or so I would collect some hands and I would send it to him. He would answer everything very well and had really good thought process(that i am still trying to mimic). Soon he sent me hands from 100nl and 200nl. First time he sent me a 200nl hand I was like wait I only play 25nl I'm bad why are you sending me a hand. I remember his aim to this day, he goes "its just poker". I was like hmm your right it is just poker cool! I owe alot to charger THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After playing 25nl a little bit and talking to charger, noidea(who i met through the sweat session thingy as well) and happy pixel alot I came to realize that all of them had memberships to video sites and they liked it some better then others, but all in all everyone said I should get one and it couldn't hurt. So I got deucescracked the one with the best fullring content. I watched lots of videos from bottomset, nolan, sounded simple. Any full ring content I could find. Then I started watching micro and small stakes ssnl stuff. Then I watched Balugawhale. I was blown away by his videos here is a guy who would tell you why a certain play is good, break it down completely. I was amazed at his ability to convey hard concepts so easily. This was the third turning point in my career. I would ask people why they thought it was a bet, why they thought it was a check, I would ask so many questions, and they answered slowly explaining what they labeled as std before.

Slowly I got better moved up to 50nl, at 50nl you start to notice alot of the 2+2er who post, alot of the people with 1k posts, 2k posts,3k posts. Soon though I hit a runt at 50 and couldnt win, so I did a 50nl stake coaching deal with Wcg rider, he taught me to be more aggressive to value bet, to 3 bet OMFG. You can 3 bet and people ACTUALLY FOLD OMFG OMFG. First time i realized people fold to 3 bets I 3 bet every hand against any regular. Many called me stupid, but I was amazed people would just fold. That never happens at lower stakes people dont fold. One time I was on aim, and i aimed notilt and I was like hey yo dude could u help me out with a hand. He writes back to me "I'm sooooooooooo ****ing drunk right now, but listen fold pre dont 3 bet". I didn't even give him the hand he knew I was spewing.

Soon the stake coaching deal ended, I think I paid him like 700 for 50k hands and like 5 sessions, well worth it imo. Slowly I played 50nl started my own tables learned from watching baluga, wiltontilt, foxwoodsfiends. I was trying to watch so many videos at one point charger goes do you know to get good at poker you actually have to play sometimes(how can charger always be right ****ing ******* imo). So I started playing a little more still watching videos. Slowly I got better learned when to 3 bet, when not to 3 bet, how to 3 bet , when to flat, when to 4 bet ect....My pre flop game was good, but my post flop game sucked ass. I played some more watched more videos and slowly my flop game got better and I moved on to 100.

Wow 100nl had so many regulars, I saw people who made really good videos like ryan, I saw mods like berge, I saw the best posters at micro, and I thought to myself oh so here is where the good people are. Indeed there were so good people, but there was plenty of fish like Chicago joey (j/k j/k j/k i make a funny....). But seriously there were fish. Soon I thought to myself look at how much stake coaching and mentoring as helped me, maybe I should try it too. So I took on a stakee from 10nl (jug hes playing 50 now). I also took on biglaws later( hes taking shots at 50). And some other stakees one who i think scammed me but w.e. w.e. im running bad. ANYWAY back to the story, as I coached them I improved I would ask them to explain stuff to me, then when they couldn't I was forced to explain it to them. So slowly I got better at fleshing out my thought process. So I got better and better like that. Soon I had a bankroll to take a shot at 200...did not go wwell spewed alot so im back at 100.

Throughout this process I have had to make sacrifices, not big ones, but I cut my study time for college , I cut out some social events, I cut out all school social events. I was dedicated I wanted to be great. This cost me I go to a pretty competitive school NYU...(brag?...beat?...i dunno). So I got my worst grades since the 6th grade...3.38.....................BLAH(brag..?no beat..?FML FML FML). And I have always had girl problems, its not that I dont get laid I get std lays from now and then, but im not pimping and didnt pimp when I played poker. (I wanna be good with the ladies 1 time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) Anyway so those have been my sacrefices for the game of poker.

I want to be great so bad, I wanna be sooooooooo good, I think I can do it too, I promised myself I would be a 100nl reg by my birthday. Made it to 100nl in late march(my birthday is march 8th holler). Slowly I have been grinding I realize I am on step 3 of the huge ladder I have to climb, but I will do it, I wanna be a 2/4 reg by the end of this year. Then a 5/10 reg by the year after that 5/10 OR BUST. I have only withdrawn once and that was 2k for this weeks vegas trip with notilt, I really didnt wanna do it, but charger said 1/2 will always be there and I should just go to vegas. Charger is almost always right so I listened withdrew the money and now I'm going to vegas BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hopefully I take lots of maney from the tourists at the 1/2 game there. I have played live before with xxrodxx in Atlantic city when I just turned 21 and I broke even. Live plays so soft it plays like 2nl but I broke even zzzzzzz.(rods a great guy by the way). So anyway this time I hope I won't break even 1 time plzzzzzzzzzz. So wish me luck in vegas guys hope I run hot and play some 2/5!!

So I would like to leave everyone with one thought, build friends in this poker community message people, everyday I wake up I have 6-12 aims on my computer with hands that people have sent me. Everyday I look and answer at least 10 of the hardest hands from my stakees and my friends. Its fine it gets me better, I like it. I hope one day to look back on this post when I'm at 5/10 and say I did it F the haters F everyone I have made it to 5/10 cause I wanted it more cause I want to be so f good.

P.S. I hope all short stacks die in a fire................................slowly!

I tilt pretty bad.

2009-05-26T16:44:00.001-07:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL im like under 2.3k in expect value, and yesterday I tilted pretty fucking bad.

[x]graph

[x]door

[x]pieces

ALSO I HAVE A 3.38 GPA lowest grades since 6th grade....Also can't get a girl....also dont like myself.....also bought a girl a drink at a club fuck that shit im such a scrub......also I would have rather burned 200 dollars in front of her fucking face then buy her that drink for 14 bucks FOR WHAT ITS FUCKING WORTH.

meh

2009-05-04T01:13:00.001-07:00

meh meh meh im like v dumb dont do anything going to fail alot of classes and i dont care

This is what a 2.6k downswing looks like fwiw

2009-04-01T17:15:00.000-07:00

down 2.6k with spew wakakakakaka.

My hand after punching my door

Door:

I'm sitting here before my 21st birthday party drinking.

2009-02-28T14:45:00.000-08:00

So I was sorta lazy and invited everyone yesterday, but I warned alot of ppl that I was going to make it a week in advance. It looks like only 4 or 5 ppl will make it. This is making me relook my friendships with some people. Of course I'm angry, if the test to our friendship is going to be whether or not you can make it to my 21st birthday party, its not a friendship it's a joke. Oh I'm sorry your busy, well I'm sorry to disturb your failure of a life, good luck with ur future shitty job cause ur dumb in school. Good luck with life I'm out I shall drink and not give a fuck about what people think. Cause I always respect those people who don't give a fuck.

My family is always so nice I won the lottery in terms of parents and family.

In poker news I hate HEADS UP.

ALSO THE SKY IS THE FUCKING LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK IT.

CRANKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2009-02-23T16:10:00.001-08:00

STFU STFU STFU STFU JUST STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IM SO TIRED OF EVERYTHING JUST STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Poker hurts in real life.

2009-02-06T12:39:00.000-08:00

Poker has been going really bad I won't post any graph pics but I'll post two other pics. This is what happens when i run bad(my hand really hurts...ive been punching the door this whole week)

Im losing at 50nl lots of spew, skiing, and school soon imo

2009-01-17T18:01:00.000-08:00

Its been pretty brutal last couple of days, I've been spewing so hard at 50nl MEH!!!!! HEre is an example of a hand I got housed soooooo bad.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 10303

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN: $55.80

SB: $48.85

BB: $51.15

UTG: $85.10

UTG+1: $18.75

UTG+2: $12.55

MP1: $65.30

MP2: $56.00

Hero (CO): $55.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with Q A

UTG raises to $2, 4 folds, Hero calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 5 7 A (2 players)

UTG bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) 8 (2 players)

UTG checks, Hero bets $7.50, UTG raises to $22, Hero calls $14.50

River: ($55.75) 4 (2 players)

UTG bets $57.60 all in, Hero calls $28.20 all in

I should have checked back turn called river im so bad I dont get anything by betting turn but meeeeeh. This hand made me punch my door none stop and than when my hand was hurting i just kicked the door.

Anyway:
I went skiing this weekend it was ok, except I got into this shitty situation where I got stuck teaching this azn chick how to ski and she was bad, it took her forever to ski down she kept falling and messed up her tail bone. Eventually the mountain closed down and the ski patrol had to snow mobile her off the mountain. I got stuck with the ski's and had to bring them to her the next day by skiing meh. I also fell jumping and messed up my back a little it hurts to bend it....~.~
My brother was worse off he jumped and messed up his heel ~.~.

School starts soon which is shitty. Still have like 17k hands of the stake to go. Also not having a girl is kinda sucking atm....LOL!!!!! Anyway pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Greatness takes dedication

2009-01-08T23:35:00.001-08:00

Its decided I'm going to get good at poker and go to vegas for the summer. I'm going to do it because I said I can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just have to stay at 100nl move to 200nl and than 400nl! YEYEYE HERE WE GO!! Also *learn to dance* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I run hot, sorry friend I will hang out with you tomorrow

2009-01-06T00:18:00.000-08:00

Running hot in school:
Here are my NYU grades
ECONOMICS PRINCIPLES I (P) A-
AMER PUBLIC OPINION & PRESSURE GROUPS B+
EAST ASIAN POLITICS: CHINA & JAPAN A-
TPCS: HOW TO STEAL AN ELECTION A

The B+ is sick considering I was expecting a D, The 2 A-'s suck cause I wanted A's.

Poker wise I was running hot until 100nl, the steak with Doug has gone really well do far I have made him 500 bucks, he told me to try 100nl I tried it lost like 2 buyins whatever. I have a coaching lesson with him on wed. at 100nl which is sick. He has coached me 3 times already SHIP!

Life wise I dunno I play so bad thats its hard to say if I'm running bad or playing so atrocious. I think I play terrible oh man I'm so dumb no1 has any idea how bad I play my real life stats would be something like 90/.1/.1 seriously I'm a fish.

And to my friend I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you tomorrow please don't type F U on aim again, you can cry on my shoulder I promise dont be sad =/.

pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Steak with wcg rider and upset.

2008-12-29T00:02:00.000-08:00

So i got a steak from wcg rider and instantly went on a heater lol. Need to give him 50% of everything i make, still think this was very +ev for me though. I mean im still SPEWING ALOT just running amazing i guess. Also I was suppose to go clubbing today but i didnt which pisses me off im such a pussy its annoying as hell FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! blabla. Also made a poker vid in the morning and posted it, it was received well so thats kinda cool. Probably going to make another one with Happypixel we will have to see if we have time ect... Should be cool.

new years resolution: NOT BE A PUSSY
Study for lsats(not going to happen)
DONT BE A PUSSY
Do whatever it takes to get a sick life.!
Do well at nyu i guess. w.e.

lol

2008-12-21T10:37:00.000-08:00

i never learn 4th time cry god damn!!!
Feel a little bad about it i guess, I broke relatively easily dont remember like 40% of it though thats a good thing i guess.

obv i conform

2008-12-16T22:18:00.001-08:00

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This PokerStars tournament is a No Limit Texas Hold’em event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 833086

LOL

Meaning of life for me and how to go about being happy.

2008-12-03T02:16:00.000-08:00

I put alot of thought into this over the years. And I see people making the same mistakes over and over again. I'm guilty of those same mistakes. Lets say a person wants something, but this person won't do it. Now every time I see this I ask myself why? why don't you want to do something that makes you happy? Or why do what would make them happy but they have ass it and fail.
There are a couple of reasons why I think this happens, the first is a pretty obvious one they needed to do to do some work for it, but they didn't want to put in the effort so they failed. A good example of this would be someone who wants to go to nursing school, but gets bad grades. Going to nursing school would make you happy and you would have a good job, but you got bad grades! Why did you get those bad grades because you decided that it was too hard to study all week or you had "something better to do". This is not a valid answer, if you wanted nursing school so bad then do the work. This happens in other areas as well. A couple of my friends wanted to drive cars. Now obliviously driving a car would make thier life easy and its something they really wanted to do, but they didn't put the effort into it. They only went for one class or bullshitted for a week. Then they failed and they are like "OMG OMG how did I fail". Well sir if you tried harder maybe you wouldn't have failed. Now this stop of what I would call blockers is common and relatively easy to bypass it simply involves you putting in the time to accomplish what you want.
There are other blockers that prevent us from being happy with life that are a bit more substantial these are caused by the way he were brought up. Or what I would say is the way they were conditioned by thier parents/society. This is things like coming up to girls and picking them up. Some people are scared of that because they were conditioned to be afraid of coming up to random people are saying hi. This is happens all the time someone will be like "omfg I saw this hot guy/girl but I was too scared to say hi/ask them out". Would asking them out make you life happier of course. But you didn't these blockers are a bit harder to over come because its ingrained in us we have been conditioned since kids. In school, at home, everywhere. The way to recondition yourself is to recognize the problem and constantly put yourself in situation that make you anxious and scared so that eventually through you schema that is to say that we are self correcting beings and earn from experience so that eventually it will become easy to come to some and say "hi lets go out!"

EGREGWEQGBTHTRHQETWERQGQER

2008-11-13T18:32:00.000-08:00

messed up my hand by punching the door(my door now has 2 big punch holes in it FWIW). Standard 24 buyin downswing WTFFFFFFFFFFFF FUCK FUCK taking a break till sat.(might play today LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL). Also did bad on my midterm which is LIKE WTFFF @!#!. Uhh other then that peachy 1st part of punishments is almost over blah blah blah. EMO BLOG PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

DO NOT LIKE!!!!!!!!! How can I want to be someone else so bad...?
I want more with life, I dont want to be just some guy working somewhere in the future. I want more I want everything I want to be great.

going to go busto!!! KEKEKEKE

Poker going bad and punishments.

2008-11-04T20:38:00.000-08:00

Uhh poker has being going shitty for the past 2 months like 70k break even stretch since I moved to 50nl which is meh. I wont post graphs and hands but its beeeeeeeeen bad. Im kinda stationy so im trying to change that. Uhh everything is fine with my family problem which is REALLLLLLLLLLLY good. Other then that school is meh and im kinda dumb. Im also punishing myself for reasons I wont mention on here. Basically all of November is my punishment. YEYEYEYE PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

WOW SHITTEST MONTH EVER.

2008-10-18T16:21:00.001-07:00

Here are my results and graph so far I havent had a winning session in soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LONG. I get angry and break things. Had to move down from 50nl to 25nl which is annoying. I'm running bad but I'm also playing bad tbh.

Here are some hands:
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $23.00

UTG: $7.10

UTG+1: $8.10

MP1: $68.65

Hero (MP2): $25.00

CO: $23.00

BTN: $24.05

SB: $23.75

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP2 with A A

2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $3, 4 folds, MP1 calls $2.50

Flop: ($6.35) T 7 4 (2 players)

MP1 checks, Hero bets $5.25, MP1 raises to $35.25, Hero calls $16.75 all in

Turn: ($50.35) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50.35) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.35

MP1 shows 9 T (two pair, Tens and Nines)

Hero mucks A A

MP1 wins $47.85

(Rake: $2.50)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $21.55

Hero (UTG): $25.00

UTG+1: $23.50

MP: $12.65

CO: $59.75

BTN: $18.50

SB: $27.20

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 9 9

Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, CO calls $1, 1 fold, SB calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.00) 6 9 6 (4 players)

SB checks, BB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $3.50, CO folds, SB folds, BB calls $3

Turn: ($11.00) 4 (2 players)

BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB raises to $17.05 all in, Hero calls $12.05

River: ($45.10) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $45.10

BB shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)

Hero mucks 9 9

BB wins $42.90

(Rake: $2.20)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: $38.75

CO: $9.65

Hero (BTN): $25.00

SB: $24.75

BB: $8.15

UTG: $7.35

UTG+1: $43.40

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with K A

UTG calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25, UTG calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.60) K 5 A (3 players)

BB checks, UTG bets $0.25, Hero raises to $2.50, BB folds, UTG raises to $4.75, Hero raises to $7, UTG calls $1.10 all in

Turn: ($16.30) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($16.30) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $16.30

Hero mucks K A

UTG shows 7 A (a flush, Ace high)

UTG wins $15.50

(Rake: $0.80)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP2: $26.15

CO: $23.00

BTN: $13.15

SB: $6.95

Hero (BB): $36.45

UTG: $34.75

UTG+1: $8.45

UTG+2: $42.10

MP1: $16.80

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 4 K

3 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, CO calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.25) K 4 7 (5 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $1, MP1 calls $1, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds

Turn: ($3.25) J (2 players)

Hero bets $3, MP1 calls $3

River: ($9.25) 2 (2 players)

Hero checks, MP1 bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

Final Pot: $15.75

Hero mucks 4 K

MP1 shows 5 3 (a flush, Seven high)

MP1 wins $15.00

(Rake: $0.75)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG: $24.75

UTG+1: $20.95

UTG+2: $35.00

MP1: $13.55

MP2: $18.80

CO: $25.85

BTN: $26.00

SB: $15.45

Hero (BB): $27.55

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K K

3 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 3 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.25) 9 T 7 (2 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2

Turn: ($7.25) 8 (2 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB raises to $11.95 all in, Hero calls $6.95

River: ($31.15) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $31.15

SB shows Q 5 (a flush, Queen high)

Hero mucks K K

SB wins $29.65

(Rake: $1.50)

Meh just alot of hands like that over and over again drives me insane. I spewed alot though whatever I fucking hate Oct. going through some family issues as well. Dunno have my midterm on tuesday that I didnt read anything for or study. Just seems like my life is falling apart which is annoying to say that least. /end rant. Also I broke a promise =////////////////

Been doing so bad this week playing horridly!

2008-10-05T09:13:00.000-07:00

here is a graph its kinda messed up cause it didn't record where I stacked off with AK pre so I'm up 50 bucks that I shouldn't be.

Mostly I have stacked off really bad for example:
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players

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CO: $51.00

BTN: $38.15

Hero (SB): $51.70

BB: $55.45

UTG: $19.50

UTG+1: $48.75

MP: $23.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with T T

UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, MP raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, MP calls $5

Flop: ($15.00) 9 Q 6 (2 players)

Hero bets $44.70 all in, MP calls $16.50 all in

Turn: ($48.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($48.00) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $48.00

Hero shows T T (two pair, Tens and Nines)

MP shows A A (two pair, Aces and Nines)

MP wins $45.65

(Rake: $2.35)

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players

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UTG+1: $9.75

UTG+2: $22.75

MP1: $29.00

MP2: $49.50

Hero (CO): $49.75

BTN: $54.35

SB: $30.65

BB: $55.45

UTG: $80.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K K

4 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.75, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.00) 7 9 J (2 players)

SB bets $5, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $27.65 all in, Hero calls $15.65

Turn: ($62.30) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($62.30) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $62.30

Hero mucks K K

SB shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)

SB wins $59.30

(Rake: $3.00)

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players

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UTG+2: $50.80

MP1: $12.70

MP2: $140.35

CO: $81.90

BTN: $9.25

SB: $69.40

Hero (BB): $50.00

UTG: $10.00

UTG+1: $79.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 9

3 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 raises to $2.50, CO raises to $5.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $5, 2 folds

Flop: ($14.25) 7 6 8 (2 players)

Hero checks, CO bets $9, Hero raises to $44.50 all in, CO calls $35.50

Turn: ($103.25) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($103.25) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $103.25

CO shows A A (two pair, Aces and Eights)

Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Eights)

CO wins $100.25

(Rake: $3.00)

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players

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MP1: $71.10

MP2: $26.05

CO: $45.30

BTN: $50.00

SB: $54.65

BB: $52.70

Hero (UTG): $51.95

UTG+1: $58.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with K A

Hero raises to $2, 5 folds, SB raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $20, Hero raises to $51.95 all in, SB calls $31.95

Flop: ($104.40) 6 2 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($104.40) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($104.40) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $104.40

SB shows A A (two pair, Aces and Deuces)

Hero mucks K A

SB wins $101.40

(Rake: $3.00)

overall Im fine kinda depressed that Im playing really bad. Been whining to my best friend to much which is annoying Ill stop that I think, I know its annoying her blah blah poker all day I just need to stfu sometimes. Also have alot of shit to do like study for this and that and french aand do a paper but I didnt. Probably did bad on my eco test as well MEH!

50nl session disappointed and being pussy

2008-09-26T22:46:00.000-07:00

I took a shot at 50nl today here is the sum of the session obv expected I ran really good just played bad imo. (I dunno why it says over 2 days probably cause i started at 11pm and ended at 1:40am)

here are some hands that I played bad/terrible.

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MP1: $10.50

MP2: $54.25

CO: $68.15

BTN: $54.20

SB: $47.05

Hero (BB): $50.00

UTG: $46.50

UTG+1: $30.90

UTG+2: $55.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 4 A

1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($2.50) A J K (5 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50, MP2 raises to $3, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero calls $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50

Turn: ($11.50) 4 (3 players)

Hero bets $8, UTG+1 folds, MP2 raises to $50.75 all in, Hero calls $38.50 all in

River: ($104.50) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $104.50

MP2 shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)

Hero shows 4 A (two pair, Aces and Fours)

MP2 wins $101.50

(Rake: $3.00)

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UTG+1: $18.10

Hero (UTG+2): $50.50

MP1: $16.40

MP2: $53.75

CO: $48.35

BTN: $48.75

SB: $34.65

BB: $49.25

UTG: $21.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+2 with J A

2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.50) 5 A 7 (2 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4

Turn: ($12.50) 8 (2 players)

SB checks, Hero bets $10.50, SB raises to $28.65 all in, Hero calls $18.15

River: ($69.80) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $69.80

Hero mucks J A

SB shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)

SB wins $66.80

(Rake: $3.00)

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UTG+1: $48.50

UTG+2: $56.15

MP1: $81.95

Hero (MP2): $50.00

CO: $40.95

BTN: $40.45

SB: $65.70

BB: $60.05

UTG: $14.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with Q Q

UTG calls $0.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) A 4 K (2 players)

UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.75) J (2 players)

UTG bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

River: ($12.75) 9 (2 players)

UTG bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Final Pot: $21.75

Hero mucks Q Q

UTG shows A 4 (two pair, Aces and Fours)

UTG wins $20.70

(Rake: $1.05)

Last one is frustration hand I flet that he was setmining me and missed or something i dunno im dumb he is SSer and lol....

On a side note hot chick called me and shit blah blah im pussy PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ only go with chicks i dont like.

I would like to add I'm very bad at poker an I'm jealous of this freshman at NYU who is amazing at picking up girls, is cool, and plays 5-10 on poker stars. LOL zzzz.

Decent weekend grinding today

2008-09-22T00:47:00.000-07:00

I ran like god all weekend check out the graph for proof. Weekends counts from friday to monday morning.

Here are some hands i thought i played bad!!!
MP2: $13.90
[b]Hero (CO): $25.00[/b]
BTN: $14.00
SB: $20.20
[b]BB: $34.95[/b]
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $71.45
MP1: $52.65

[b]Pre Flop:[/b] ($0.35) Hero is CO with A:spade: A:heart:
[i]1 fold[/i], UTG+1 calls $0.25, [i]1 fold[/i], MP2 calls $0.25, [color=red]Hero raises to $1.50[/color], [i]2 folds[/i], BB calls $1.25, [i]1 fold[/i], MP2 calls $1.25

[b]Flop:[/b] ($4.85) 5:diamond: 2:heart: T:heart: [color=blue](3 players)[/color]
[color=red]BB bets $3[/color], MP2 calls $3, [color=red]Hero raises to $23.50 all in[/color], [color=red]BB raises to $33.45 all in[/color], MP2 folds

[b]Turn:[/b] ($54.85) 8:heart: [color=blue](2 players - 2 are all in)[/color]

[b]River:[/b] ($54.85) 8:club: [color=blue](2 players - 2 are all in)[/color]

UTG: $27.75
[b]UTG+1: $30.35[/b]
MP1: $5.00
MP2: $21.30
CO: $11.65
BTN: $25.85
[b]Hero (SB): $25.00[/b]
BB: $24.65

[b]Pre Flop:[/b] ($0.35) Hero is SB with T:spade: T:heart:
[i]1 fold[/i], UTG+1 calls $0.25, [i]1 fold[/i], [color=red]MP2 raises to $1[/color], CO calls $1, [i]1 fold[/i], [color=red]Hero raises to $3[/color], [i]1 fold[/i], UTG+1 calls $2.75, MP2 calls $2, CO calls $2

[b]Flop:[/b] ($12.25) 7:club: 9:spade: 9:diamond: [color=blue](4 players)[/color]
[color=red]Hero bets $9[/color], UTG+1 calls $9, MP2 folds, CO folds

[b]Turn:[/b] ($30.25) 2:heart: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
[color=red]Hero bets $13 all in[/color], UTG+1 calls $13

[b]River:[/b] ($56.25) 6:club: [color=blue](2 players - 1 is all in)[/color]

BTN: $21.85
SB: $24.75
BB: $23.90
[b]Hero (UTG): $25.00[/b]
UTG+1: $13.80
[b]MP: $28.10[/b]
CO: $26.70

[b]Pre Flop:[/b] ($0.35) Hero is UTG with K:spade: Q:spade:
[color=red]Hero raises to $1[/color], [i]1 fold[/i], MP calls $1, CO calls $1, [i]3 folds[/i]

[b]Flop:[/b] ($3.35) T:spade: 3:spade: A:club: [color=blue](3 players)[/color]
[color=red]Hero bets $2.50[/color], MP calls $2.50, CO folds

[b]Turn:[/b] ($8.35) 8:diamond: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
Hero checks, [color=red]MP bets $4.50[/color], Hero calls $4.50

[b]River:[/b] ($17.35) 7:club: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
Hero checks, [color=red]MP bets $8.75[/color], Hero folds

MP2: $5.00
[b]Hero (CO): $31.80[/b]
BTN: $15.65
[b]SB: $22.60[/b]
BB: $12.25
UTG: $25.80
UTG+1: $8.50
MP1: $24.65

[b]Pre Flop:[/b] ($0.35) Hero is CO with K:diamond: Q:diamond:
[i]4 folds[/i], [color=red]Hero raises to $1[/color], [i]1 fold[/i], SB calls $0.90, [i]1 fold[/i]

[b]Flop:[/b] ($2.25) 3:club: 5:diamond: A:diamond: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
SB checks, [color=red]Hero bets $2[/color], [color=red]SB raises to $10[/color], [color=red]Hero raises to $30.80 all in[/color], SB calls $11.60 all in

[b]Turn:[/b] ($45.45) 6:diamond: [color=blue](2 players - 2 are all in)[/color]

[b]River:[/b] ($45.45) 8:club: [color=blue](2 players - 2 are all in)[/color]

UTG+1: $30.65
MP1: $41.05
MP2: $4.65
CO: $23.80
BTN: $50.50
[b]SB: $28.35[/b]
[b]Hero (BB): $25.45[/b]
UTG: $24.75

[b]Pre Flop:[/b] ($0.35) Hero is BB with A:spade: A:club:
[i]6 folds[/i], SB calls $0.15, [color=red]Hero raises to $1.25[/color], SB calls $1

[b]Flop:[/b] ($2.50) 4:spade: Q:diamond: Q:spade: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
[color=red]SB bets $0.25[/color], [color=red]Hero raises to $2[/color], SB calls $1.75

[b]Turn:[/b] ($6.50) K:spade: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
[color=red]SB bets $1.25[/color], [color=red]Hero raises to $7[/color], SB calls $5.75

[b]River:[/b] ($20.50) Q:club: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
[color=red]SB bets $3[/color], Hero calls $3
should shove river ^.^
MP1: $7.60
MP2: $4.65
CO: $25.20
BTN: $4.50
SB: $34.40
[b]Hero (BB): $41.10[/b]
[b]UTG: $25.95[/b]
UTG+1: $23.65

[b]Pre Flop:[/b] ($0.35) Hero is BB with 4:spade: 4:diamond:
[color=red]UTG raises to $1[/color], [i]5 folds[/i], SB calls $0.90, Hero calls $0.75

[b]Flop:[/b] ($3.00) 5:diamond: 6:spade: 8:heart: [color=blue](3 players)[/color]
SB checks, Hero checks, [color=red]UTG bets $1.75[/color], SB folds, Hero calls $1.75

[b]Turn:[/b] ($6.50) K:club: [color=blue](2 players)[/color]
[color=red]Hero bets $3.50[/color], UTG folds

buffaments....

Anyway on a side note I get a booty call at 12 am from this chick like WTF BITCH U LIVE like an hour away and I dont really like u sooooooooooooo pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Im not some toy dumbass.

Overall I would say I play kind of bad, but I'm going to get a deucescracked memebership at the end of this month so I'm super psyched about that!!!!!!! Hopefully I run good and can make it to 1,800 by the end of the month thats the goal Ive put in about 40k hands this month 5-6 tabling I wanted to get in 60k!!!!All the people on the 2+2 forum if you read this thanks.

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